Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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