She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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