anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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