I wanna bring you to show and tell
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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