There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
