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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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