I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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