Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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