if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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