no. you can't hotbox the world.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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