she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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