Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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