He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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