glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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