North Korea, Best Korea!
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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