he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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