oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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