I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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