Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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