trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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