is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
