Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Two words: blizzard sex
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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