I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Randomize
