that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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