saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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