When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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