i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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