nut hugger
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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