I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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