i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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