HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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