I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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