So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I believe in your delicious
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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