remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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