I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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