My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You made out with two different species that night
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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