I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i think i have two assholes
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
OPIZZABONMYDICK
They took my balls.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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