you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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