therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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