Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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