she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Enjoy the penises
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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