glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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