You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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