Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
