Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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