she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Use "feeling words"
Yay
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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