Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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