Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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