My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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