I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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