me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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