i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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