Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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